Some helpful hints for the next CC:
Bio-mah-kah means biomarker
Al’s hammer means Alzheimer's
Shitz-o-frenia means schizophrenia
firetruck & firehouse means the rest of you are too dumb to understand the science, so I’ll talk to you like you’re 5 years old
Near-term, soon, first half, 2nd half means at least a year or years away
Excited or very excited means no PRs are forthcoming any time soon—there is zero going on under the hood
Precision medicine means we’re trying to capitalize on the oncology targeted treatment buzzword MOA, but it’s not really PM
Partnership means any BS PR that name-drops another company, but no money or competitive advantage is achieved
If you understand the above, you will be prepared for the upcoming BS you’ll likely hear on the CC.