Gratuitous use of a mental image concerning conix on a water slide, 5 yard penalty and loss of down. Meanwhile, in other inter-species news, you need to be vigilant over your new charges.
The picture reminded me of something unrelated. When I was in high school, I was a hunter and trapped sometimes. My nemesis was a game warden who took every opportunity to shake my vehicle down. I was congenitally honest, so he never found anything illegal, as I wasn't an outlaw by any stretch. I think it had to do with a date I had with his daughter, but I saw that the anniversary of his death was this week so he came to mind in relation to inter-species shennanigans.
One day, he was out rousting ice fishermen just for the hell of it, and neglected to notice he had wandered onto the reservation side of the lake. He tried to mess with three Native American boys who were afficionadoes of cheap whiskey. The biggest one grabbed him, laid him over the hood of his truck, reminded him of lack of jurisdiction, then the others pulled down his pants and proceeded to shove a walleye up his ass.
It took surgery to resolve the situation, since walleyes are a spiny ray fish and only designed to go one direction, forward. The guy had pissed nearly everyone off in a three state area, so actually no one ever got charged with anything, as a wave of amnesia came over all witnesses. Sometimes you are the tiger, sometimes you are the dog, but when I googled it, there were a lot of images to choose from. LOL
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