Tornado Alley (PROG)

[newmedman]

who the fuck am I? I'm just trying to keep my dog close to home. I could give a shit if she wants to wear a hijab or not.

You possibly have me confused with someone who actually gives a fuck. I can understand that but if you really knew me you know that I would eat your heart out with my killer barbecue and it wouldn't matter if we went naked watersliding afterwards.