I haven't thought of Parson's in years, but I do remember it existing. Are you sure it's gone? I think some of the House and Senate members must have attended there. No other explanation will work.
“Fat, drunk and stupid IS the way to matriculate successfully here at Pasons, son.”
Millard G. Roberts, or "Doc Bob", or "The Wizard of Flunk-Out U", as he was dubbed in a 1966 Life magazine article, was the president of Parsons College from1955 to1967.
He had been a Presbyterian minister in New York City with no experience in educational administration, but he came to Parsons with the goal of establishing a national reputation for the school.