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exwannabe

01/17/22 1:04 PM

#435748 RE: Poor Man - #435747

One second I’m taking down a bottle of Ol’ Crow and the next second I wake up on a park bench covered in snow.

A very old lady walked over and asked if she can help. I said no thank you, I’m waiting for TLD. She said, aren’t we all? Pass the bottle.


Were you under a willow tree?

FWIW, I would suggest under an overpass. Not only keeps the snow out, but the warmth of other human bodies will help. Somebody might even splurge and round up some trash to burn in a garbage can if it is really cold.
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CrashOverride

01/17/22 1:07 PM

#435752 RE: Poor Man - #435747

Passed out last night in GCT with a bottle of Ten High thinking of owning a mansion lining Central Park.

Linda, can you hear me?
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Chiugray

01/17/22 1:40 PM

#435770 RE: Poor Man - #435747

Another morning of waking up covered in snow at Hotel Park Bench, Groundhog Day.

Every morning repeats...
Old Lady: Can I help you?
Poor Man: No thank you, I'm waiting for TLD.
Old Lady: Aren't we all? Pass the bottle.

Maybe this cycle breaks on the morning of Tuesday, February 2, 2022, which is actual Groundhog Day.