If your stupid god didn't create gravity I could easily fly over to the next galaxy and show you. On the other hand, I'm not going to spend my day teaching you physics and astronomy.
You're rich enough to where you could take a class at the local community college and learn for yourself. The church is going to love you after you dole out your tithe for all the money the lord gave you. Maybe they can build a new wine cellar?
Great photoshop by the way. If it makes you feel better, my TD account looks nothing like that. I've never seen a buying power or option power icon. You must be special, as in short bus special.