I said christmas, that's why I'm setting up the tree for the first time in years this week and I'm excited.
I was relegated to the elf on a shelf but my little buddy approved. We're still going to party at the christmas thing.
I still want to kill myself but if there isn't anyone to remember my severely limited legacy then what's it all for?
I got two nuts for Mr. Blind Squirrel on my list ... I could go on, but you get it.
Take from me, Abe Froman, the sausage king. :-)
edit: if you haven't noticed, I fucked up and had a few cocktails. I will repent somehow!