Literary license, my compadre. Give me a little leash here, por favor.
I am here to entertain the DD Fraud board. Nothing else. Well, to self-sooth by engaging in my passion for free-form, yellow-stream-of-semiconsciousness creative wrighting. It is a hobby, a creative ~OUTTlet. I enjoy it.
Please Czech my literary license, officer. It is in good standing. It is right next to the $100 bill underneath the license. Please, here have a look.
I have already reduced my highly atypical spellinks and gramer usage in response to a few objectors. Please dont further restrict my CONtent to the dullness of a ship's logbook.