when c d c orders you to install an antennae on your skull
What??? I thought the vaccine was going to cause me to grow antennae?
Oregon Pinot Noir would be preferred. Oh wait... I just read the small print on my vaccine card (took time to translate the Spanish side). It says after 2nd jab vaccination, one should avoid wine, else the antennae won't grow properly while sprouting under the influence. Damn it, I'm getting a lawyer! No way in hell I'm paying for prosthetic antennae.
After all only 3.4M have died.
Yeah, the one night the Earth quit spinning. The Lizard People got confused, and invaded Mars by mistake.
(wimper)... I feel left out, as no EVERYBODY in the neighborhood told me to get the vaccine. No one at the store. No one at the dog park. Getting the vaccine was a process of osmosis.