Globalist Reality Report

[DragonBear]

when c d c orders you to install an antennae on your skull

What??? I thought the vaccine was going to cause me to grow antennae?

if i could order you a bottle of your fav genoccine

Oregon Pinot Noir would be preferred. Oh wait... I just read the small print on my vaccine card (took time to translate the Spanish side). It says after 2nd jab vaccination, one should avoid wine, else the antennae won't grow properly while sprouting under the influence. Damn it, I'm getting a lawyer! No way in hell I'm paying for prosthetic antennae.

99.99% SURVIVAL RATE

After all only 3.4M have died.

THE WORLD HAD TO BE SHUT DOWN

Yeah, the one night the Earth quit spinning. The Lizard People got confused, and invaded Mars by mistake.

EVERYBODY TELLS YOU TO TAKE THE JAB

(wimper)... I feel left out, as no EVERYBODY in the neighborhood told me to get the vaccine. No one at the store. No one at the dog park. Getting the vaccine was a process of osmosis.

PLANET POLLUTER

Making fun of my septic system?