Replies to post #186765 on DD Support Board and Research Team

[shajandr]

But why ME?

Because of your derogatory comments about chicken and pasta.

Why not the neighbor?

Neighbor makes chicken and pasta on the reg.

But the Mac was, as I said, working normally this afternoon, till I spent time in the kitchen.

The Verizon commissariat offered you a chance to voluntarily make amends after possible reeducation. When you failed to prepare chicken and pasta , this antisocial behaviour and your socially wasteful internet usage disparaging chicken and noodles led to your service being shutdown. Much like other 'fake news' is now censored. When the commissariat does not agree with your views (in this case, regarding chicken and noodles), then your internet bandwidth is reassigned to subscribers who are engaged in what is deemed by the commissariat to be of greater social benefit to the group. If you persist in posting the fake news about chicken and pasta, your account will be terminated.

And why should I have to share?

Because it is the communitarian thing to do. Verizon is simply taking bandwidth from you and giving it to your neighbor who is using it for what is deemed by the Party as a more socially beneficial purpose for the group as a whole. Shirley you understand and agree with this concept.

[shajandr]

Furthermore, you ought to understand that by spreading fake news about chicken and pasta not going together, you are no only sowing confusion among your fellow internet users, but you are undermining the authority and credibility of the Party and its decisions. Disharmony or fomenting dissent are crimes.

Don't make such errors again, or you may find yourself sentenced to a term of years at 'the G Word which cannot be spoken', doing hard labour in remote areas under extreme weather conditions to build the infrastructure in politically favored rural areas for the benefit of the State.

Which do you prefer: Kolyma or Vorkuta? Or the sugar cane plantations near Cienfuegos?