Replies to post #186086 on DD Support Board and Research Team

[shajandr]

"practiced in the U.K. as a trial attorney"

Wow, really? Gee thanks, I never ever wood haff gnown that.

Moreover, as a US citizen I am ineligible to become a barrister and, unlike you, I have been at trials held in the UK, including at The Old Bailey. As a US ciizen, I am also ineligible to become a solicior in the UK or a UK or EU patent attorney.

Sadly, I will never experience the joy, honour, and glory of wearing a powdered wig in a courtroom. How utterly sadd and crushing for me.

And what is the logical bass for putting the fork left of the plate rather than putting all utensils on either the right or left (90+ percent of people are right handed)? Why must I flip over my fork and use it upside down in most of EUroland? Is there a point to this silly CONvention?

This is ONE reason why Merrika rocks and Euroland is ass-backwards stuck in ancien' mudd and CONcrete.

You CAN eat pizza wiff a fork if you wanna. You CAN use the big fork to eat salad. You CAN put your elbows OnnaDaTable. You can eat French fries with coq au vin. You CAN make scrambelt eggs for supper and tacos for breakfast.

This is freedom. This is living the way you want to, nott how you are gulled into living it by stoopid peer pressure from other transient beings who know no more or less than you.

Live a little. Make yer own rools. F peer pressure.

"A psychotic is a guy who has just found out what's going on." - William S. Burroughs