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How to identify a Canadian driver :

1. - One hand on the wheel, one hand on the horn : MONTREAL

2. - One hand on the wheel, one finger out the window : TORONTO

3. - One hand on the wheel, one finger out the window, cutting across all lanes of traffic : OTTAWA

4. - Both hands on the wheel, eyes shut, both feet on the brake, quivering in terror : SASKATOON, but driving in TORONTO
5. - Both hands in the air, gesturing, both feet on the accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in the back seat : QUEBEC CITY
6. - One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on the wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on the brake, mind on a radio game, banging head on the steering wheel while stuck in traffic : VANCOUVER

7. - One hand on the wheel, one hand on a hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the brake and both feet on the accelerator, throwing a McDonald's bag out the window : RED DEER

8. - Four wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in the rear window, beer cans on the floor, raccoon tails attached to the antennas : PRINCE GEORGE

9. - Two hands gripping the wheel, blue hair barely visible above the windshield, driving 40 km/hr on Hwy 1 in the left lane with the left blinker on : VICTORIA

10. - One ski-doo mitt on the wheel, one ski-doo mitt with scraper in hand out the front window scraping frost, Guess Who on 8 track playing Share The Land, hockey equipment smelling up the car interior, waiting at lights for snow removal equipment to finish clearing the intersection : WINNIPEG