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deet49

03/30/21 8:01 AM

#674 RE: deet49 #672

4 Non-FUN'gible-Token SNL SONG


(Spoken Intro)
[PROFESSOR]
Wow, Secretary Yellen, it was an honor to have you with us today

[JANET YELLEN]
Well, Professor, it was my pleasure to speak to aspiring economists

[PROFESSOR]
Do we have time for one more question?

[JANET YELLEN]
Hey, I don't have anywhere to be

[PROFESSOR]
All right, anyone have a question? Come on guys, the U.S. Treasury Secretary is right next to us. Uh, yes, you, young man?

(Musical intro)
[SLIM SHADY]
Two Silicon boys were talkin' outside
Talkin' outside
Talkin' outside

[JANET YELLEN]
Okay, so what is your question?

[SLIM SHADY]
Two Silicon boys were talkin' outside
Talkin' outside
Talkin' outside

[JANET YELLEN]
Yeah, I heard you the first time

(Verse 1)
[SLIM SHADY]
Now what the hell's an NFT?
Apparently, cryptocurrency
Everyone's makin' so much money
Now please explain what's an NFT
I said what the hell's an NFT?
It's like real-life Monopoly
Everyone is doin' it like Gronkowski
Can you please help me make an NFT?

(Spoken)
[PROFESSOR]
Son, I didn't understand a word you just said

[SLIM SHADY]
Thanks!

[PROFESSOR]
That is not a compliment

[SLIM SHADY]
Huh, I disagree

[JANET YELLEN]
I actually see what you're saying, young man. Um, we are aware of NFTs, and there are currently

[MORPHEUS]
Excuse me. I can break it down for you

[PROFESSOR]
Excuse me, are you Morpheus from the Matrix film series?

[DR. DRE]
No, but I do have pills if you need some. The thing about NFTs is

(Verse 2)
Non-fungibles
GIFs of Ron Funches eating Lunchables
Or pics of Colin Jost's face, very punchable
Digital images
Of Digimon doin' scrimmages
Or a pic of a nun with a Nintendo Switch
Dictionary
With a pic of Fat Jerry
I made it last night and now I got three thousand dollars
And now I can buy me a GIF
Of Peter Griff-
In crossin' up all-star ballers
Who are taller
Look at these
If you please
Supreme Court Justice Chuck E. Cheese
Bam Margera in a Mini Coop with Master Splinter
Amy Klobuchar and Adam Driver having dinner

[SLIM SHADY]
Hey, here's a Thanos that twerks
For 24 million, it could be yours
And the prices go up and down, you see
So that explains an NFT

(Spoken)
[JANET YELLEN]
Okay, well, that was just a list of complete nonsense, but you're not totally wrong. Can anyone here expound on that a bit more eloquently? Anyone? What about you, man with the mop?

[JANITOR]
Who, me? Well, I wasn't really payin' attention, but if I had to explain NFTs, I'd probably say this:


(Verse 3)
Hey, here's the thing about NFTs
It's a non-fungible token, you see
"Non-fungible" means that it's unique
There can only be one, like you and me
NFTs are insane
Built on a blockchain
A digital ledger of transactions
It records information on what's happenin'
When it's minted, you can sell it as art
And this concludes my rappin' part
Motherf-----

(Spoken)
[JANET YELLEN]
Wow, that's pretty much what I would've said, so thank you

[JANITOR]
You're welcome

[JANET YELLEN]
I don't know if this is too forward, but I actually have tickets for UFC 260 if you guys wanna come

[SLIM SHADY, DR. DRE, JANITOR]
Aw hell yeah. No doubt

[JANET YELLEN]
Great

(Outro)
[SLIM SHADY]
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na
Nerds!

MARA RIOT WKEY TKAT CSCW SOS DLPN ZKIN GME PCHM FRAZ VERI
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deet49

03/30/21 11:05 AM

#678 RE: deet49 #672

Jean-Claude Biver how many did he BUY WKEY? HODL
Hwo many of JC Biver's friends will bid the crap out of that watch just for the notoriety
you think he's using WKEY and doesn't have skin in the game?


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deet49

04/22/21 8:37 AM

#801 RE: deet49 #672

going to ride this till the wheels fall off ...

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