(Spoken Intro) [PROFESSOR] Wow, Secretary Yellen, it was an honor to have you with us today
[JANET YELLEN] Well, Professor, it was my pleasure to speak to aspiring economists
[PROFESSOR] Do we have time for one more question?
[JANET YELLEN] Hey, I don't have anywhere to be
[PROFESSOR] All right, anyone have a question? Come on guys, the U.S. Treasury Secretary is right next to us. Uh, yes, you, young man?
(Musical intro) [SLIM SHADY] Two Silicon boys were talkin' outside Talkin' outside Talkin' outside
[JANET YELLEN] Okay, so what is your question?
[SLIM SHADY] Two Silicon boys were talkin' outside Talkin' outside Talkin' outside
[JANET YELLEN] Yeah, I heard you the first time
(Verse 1) [SLIM SHADY] Now what the hell's an NFT? Apparently, cryptocurrency Everyone's makin' so much money Now please explain what's an NFT I said what the hell's an NFT? It's like real-life Monopoly Everyone is doin' it like Gronkowski Can you please help me make an NFT?
(Spoken) [PROFESSOR] Son, I didn't understand a word you just said
[SLIM SHADY] Thanks!
[PROFESSOR] That is not a compliment
[SLIM SHADY] Huh, I disagree
[JANET YELLEN] I actually see what you're saying, young man. Um, we are aware of NFTs, and there are currently
[MORPHEUS] Excuse me. I can break it down for you
[PROFESSOR] Excuse me, are you Morpheus from the Matrix film series?
[DR. DRE] No, but I do have pills if you need some. The thing about NFTs is
(Verse 2) Non-fungibles GIFs of Ron Funches eating Lunchables Or pics of Colin Jost's face, very punchable Digital images Of Digimon doin' scrimmages Or a pic of a nun with a Nintendo Switch Dictionary With a pic of Fat Jerry I made it last night and now I got three thousand dollars And now I can buy me a GIF Of Peter Griff- In crossin' up all-star ballers Who are taller Look at these If you please Supreme Court Justice Chuck E. Cheese Bam Margera in a Mini Coop with Master Splinter Amy Klobuchar and Adam Driver having dinner
[SLIM SHADY] Hey, here's a Thanos that twerks For 24 million, it could be yours And the prices go up and down, you see So that explains an NFT
(Spoken) [JANET YELLEN] Okay, well, that was just a list of complete nonsense, but you're not totally wrong. Can anyone here expound on that a bit more eloquently? Anyone? What about you, man with the mop?
[JANITOR] Who, me? Well, I wasn't really payin' attention, but if I had to explain NFTs, I'd probably say this:
(Verse 3) Hey, here's the thing about NFTs It's a non-fungible token, you see "Non-fungible" means that it's unique There can only be one, like you and me NFTs are insane Built on a blockchain A digital ledger of transactions It records information on what's happenin' When it's minted, you can sell it as art And this concludes my rappin' part Motherf-----
(Spoken) [JANET YELLEN] Wow, that's pretty much what I would've said, so thank you
[JANITOR] You're welcome
[JANET YELLEN] I don't know if this is too forward, but I actually have tickets for UFC 260 if you guys wanna come
[SLIM SHADY, DR. DRE, JANITOR] Aw hell yeah. No doubt
[JANET YELLEN] Great
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