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4 Non-FUN'gible-Token SNL SONG

(Spoken Intro)
[PROFESSOR]
Wow, Secretary Yellen, it was an honor to have you with us today

[JANET YELLEN]
Well, Professor, it was my pleasure to speak to aspiring economists

[PROFESSOR]
Do we have time for one more question?

[JANET YELLEN]
Hey, I don't have anywhere to be

[PROFESSOR]
All right, anyone have a question? Come on guys, the U.S. Treasury Secretary is right next to us. Uh, yes, you, young man?

(Musical intro)
[SLIM SHADY]
Two Silicon boys were talkin' outside
Talkin' outside
Talkin' outside

[JANET YELLEN]
Okay, so what is your question?

[SLIM SHADY]
Two Silicon boys were talkin' outside
Talkin' outside
Talkin' outside

[JANET YELLEN]
Yeah, I heard you the first time

(Verse 1)
[SLIM SHADY]
Now what the hell's an NFT?
Apparently, cryptocurrency
Everyone's makin' so much money
Now please explain what's an NFT
I said what the hell's an NFT?
It's like real-life Monopoly
Everyone is doin' it like Gronkowski
Can you please help me make an NFT?

(Spoken)
[PROFESSOR]
Son, I didn't understand a word you just said

[SLIM SHADY]
Thanks!

[PROFESSOR]
That is not a compliment

[SLIM SHADY]
Huh, I disagree

[JANET YELLEN]
I actually see what you're saying, young man. Um, we are aware of NFTs, and there are currently

[MORPHEUS]
Excuse me. I can break it down for you

[PROFESSOR]
Excuse me, are you Morpheus from the Matrix film series?

[DR. DRE]
No, but I do have pills if you need some. The thing about NFTs is

(Verse 2)
Non-fungibles
GIFs of Ron Funches eating Lunchables
Or pics of Colin Jost's face, very punchable
Digital images
Of Digimon doin' scrimmages
Or a pic of a nun with a Nintendo Switch
Dictionary
With a pic of Fat Jerry
I made it last night and now I got three thousand dollars
And now I can buy me a GIF
Of Peter Griff-
In crossin' up all-star ballers
Who are taller
Look at these
If you please
Supreme Court Justice Chuck E. Cheese
Bam Margera in a Mini Coop with Master Splinter
Amy Klobuchar and Adam Driver having dinner

[SLIM SHADY]
Hey, here's a Thanos that twerks
For 24 million, it could be yours
And the prices go up and down, you see
So that explains an NFT

(Spoken)
[JANET YELLEN]
Okay, well, that was just a list of complete nonsense, but you're not totally wrong. Can anyone here expound on that a bit more eloquently? Anyone? What about you, man with the mop?

[JANITOR]
Who, me? Well, I wasn't really payin' attention, but if I had to explain NFTs, I'd probably say this:


(Verse 3)
Hey, here's the thing about NFTs
It's a non-fungible token, you see
"Non-fungible" means that it's unique
There can only be one, like you and me
NFTs are insane
Built on a blockchain
A digital ledger of transactions
It records information on what's happenin'
When it's minted, you can sell it as art
And this concludes my rappin' part
Motherf-----

(Spoken)
[JANET YELLEN]
Wow, that's pretty much what I would've said, so thank you

[JANITOR]
You're welcome

[JANET YELLEN]
I don't know if this is too forward, but I actually have tickets for UFC 260 if you guys wanna come

[SLIM SHADY, DR. DRE, JANITOR]
Aw hell yeah. No doubt

[JANET YELLEN]
Great

(Outro)
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