Well hell! With that, I am simulated to take my garbage and recycling bins down to the pickup point and thence to journey to Taco Bell to purchase a scrumptdilitious supper feast selected from its $1 value menu (with the over-55 discount applied, of course).
Why? Because I deserve it. I'm worth it. And why cook when one might die tomorrow from COVID or an asteroid hitt - leaving unwashed cookery vessels to be attended to by heirs.
I wood knott want to burden them with such.
And besides, where else can one purchase truly authentic Mexican cuisine made from high quality organic ingredients like subprime taco meat with 45% soy protein for just a solitary US Dollar (less the over-55 discount and any applicable sales tacks)?
And so, I'm OFF!!!