What a wonderful and thoughtful gift. Personally I am giving platinum Level II PTOI decoder rings so my relatives don’t have to wait for the nightly gibberish to be spewed.
"I've decided to get each of my friends and family members a billion PTOI air shares for Christmas. Real cheap and easy to wrap"
That's very generous (I trust I'm on the list!).
But I'm going one better - just as soon as Veridisyn has started purchasing P2O* processors I'm going to buy all my loved ones one of these magnificent machines. That should produce revenue of at least $3 million (but where am I going to put it?).