"I've decided to get each of my friends and family members a billion PTOI air shares for Christmas. Real cheap and easy to wrap"
That's very generous (I trust I'm on the list!).
But I'm going one better - just as soon as Veridisyn has started purchasing P2O* processors I'm going to buy all my loved ones one of these magnificent machines. That should produce revenue of at least $3 million (but where am I going to put it?).