I've been known to venture out from time to time. They even let me drive the car slowly in the driveway on some Sundays.
I would guess that you are in Ohio ( my favorite state) but if you were in the union for 40 years that couldn't be possible.
I'm sorry that I chimed in late but I had a pressing engagement that needed my immediate attention.
It seems like you've been making a bunch of new friends that are actually alive and for that I'm very proud of you. I'll be sure to tell everyone in my holler about my new hero when we gather around the fire and tell stories of Genghis Kahn.
I'll be looking forward to any more pieces of knowledge that you can impart on us. I know the loincloth gets itchy and the bloody knuckles are a hassle but once you learn to stand up straight I think you'll see those problems start to disappear.