It made for a great read while I drank one of my six cups of coffee I will drink before 8:00 am. It also reminded me a lot of the "Buy up the float" of the Monk days around here. That stuff always got a chuckle out of me.
I enjoyed your story very much!
My favorite line?
If EUTO does have a profit and positive earnings then EUTO will send out a press release (won't be finished for several weeks) but if they show a loss EUTO will NOT publish a report stating so. They want to only tell us about POSITIVE news.
HAHAHA! It makes me laugh reading it. They actually said that?