It made for a great read while I drank one of my six cups of coffee I will drink before 8:00 am. It also reminded me a lot of the "Buy up the float" of the Monk days around here. That stuff always got a chuckle out of me.
I enjoyed your story very much!
My favorite line?
HAHAHA! It makes me laugh reading it. They actually said that?
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