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12/13/20 3:15 AM

#360484 RE: fuagf #360481

I have to find it, but I'll go again...

was walking on a hillside headed down to a valley close to the place that my parents lived.

was trying to get away from the house, so I could light one up.

found a huge boulder on the hillside that looked like a nice seat.

walked towards the boulder through the high grass and out popped something that scared the holy living shit out of me.

It popped out and flew to a nearby tree.

By the time I gathered myself and made sure my shorts were clean, I looked up at the beast and saw it was a turkey. I never knew that they could fly.

i still sat on that rock and had a smoker. I invited the bird but he was having none of it.

Him and I shared a moment. I walked back to the house a little worse for wear and the bird was probably back down where it was hiding in the first place.

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newmedman

12/13/20 3:51 AM

#360487 RE: fuagf #360481

The dolphins were not fun. As much as I respect those creatures they really did try to drown me.

I've always been a good swimmer but they took me to my point. Not sure if they wanted to take me home with them but they should have realized that I don't have a blowhole and giant lungs.

5 of them took me down. The only reason I'm talking here today is because it was at a seaworld park that had a bottom.

I had to punch one of them to let me go.....

still got the scars on my leg.

I'm laughing now still but in hindsight it probably wouldn't have been funny for most folks.

I'm still not sure what really happened.