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JTORENCE

08/27/20 7:05 PM

#302491 RE: Evaluate #302490

Evaluate thanks I needed that. Big fan of DR.Vinnyboombots.
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GoodGuyBill

08/27/20 7:37 PM

#302492 RE: Evaluate #302490

I text these three jokes to my grown kids. The loved'em. They didn't know about Dangerfield. They must have enjoyed them as they called me laughing about 5 minutes after I texted them. They are listening to him on YouTube.

Thanks for the laugh.


My wife’s cooking is so bad the flies got together and had the hole in the screen door fixed!!!

Others:
My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat.

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.

No Respect, I tell ya!

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GoodGuyBill

08/27/20 8:11 PM

#302494 RE: Evaluate #302490

I text these three jokes to my grown kids. The loved'em. They didn't know about Dangerfield. They must have enjoyed them as they called me laughing about 5 minutes after I texted them. They are listening to him on YouTube.

Thanks for the laugh.


My wife’s cooking is so bad the flies got together and had the hole in the screen door fixed!!!

Others:
My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat.

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.

No Respect, I tell ya!

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antihama

08/27/20 8:28 PM

#302498 RE: Evaluate #302490

Mr Dangerfield, made the mistake some 40 or so years ago of going to Sam Woes (the same as mentioned in one of Woody Allen's movies years later "What do I gave to live for? Crabs at Sam Woes"), a Chinese restaurant in NYs Chinatown around 3 in the morning at the same time as a bunch of rowdy college guys went there. He didn't have peace until he said "No Respect" and he was then able to enjoy his meal (He realized right away some of my buddys needed closure on that).