Yep, bring Singer (Kirk Gibson) in off the bench and make history! Or, Generic/Du-fus (Buckner) is at first base, just hit a grounder (logic/law/proper ruling) to them and watch them lose the game and series. We need AMRN/JT (Hershiser/Kershaw) throwing strikes in the mean time to the EU/ROW and rollout. Put Rick Monday in at center field to save that American flag (justice). Need get rid of these generics (Astos/Ignorant Judges) and their sign stealing (skinny label shenanigans/this whole Hatch-Waxman BS) and stop this thievery for the goodness of the game (the whole FDA/USPTO/Drug development process)
Dodgers fan here. Always see Buckner as a Dodger and Gibson as a Detroit Tiger and Monday as a Cub, but they once wore Dodger blue!
Ok, I think I'm ready for baseball again!