Sorry to disabuse you, but there is no pump. Red handed? I answered your post. Short and sweet and I think I have been clear that I am excited about the gum, as I know how it has helped me and several pro golfers.
If the new formulation helps chemo patients your friend that ex BOD member Bozo Berman continually tries to ingratiate himself to would have done something spectacular.
Oh, and the gum was not drawn up on the back of a pizza box, it it impedance free.