Replies to post #325035 on Tornado Alley (PROG)

[newmedman]

Yep, You nailed it. Exactly how I feel, maybe with the cap off to Ground Zero "you can't see it now, but I had the tallest building in New York after you guys did your work, here's a map to a couple other places I've been eyeing up. Now let's be sure to write big beautiful letters to each other."

Trump welcoming Taliban to WH before copter ride to Camp David:

Nice house, huh? On your target list on 9/11. Miss!! Big hole in PA.

We'll fly by the Pentagon, lucky shot, rebuilt quickly, very beautifully.

One more thing. The guy without the birth certificate? He's waiting for us at Camp David. He wants to remind you, in great detail, how he dispatched the very fine Navy SEALS to shoot the 9/11 perp, that you unwisely sheltered, right in his fucking face.

I was going to add that Mrs. Claus was frantically knitting longer hats to hide the 'ear impediment' that the elves face but sadly the last yarn shipment is sitting somewhere on a dock in Beijing.

He even told me that Clarisse and Rudolph are on the outs. Somehow she got to hanging around with the MNPGA deer and really started to reject his nose. They're even boycotting Herbie's dental practice now.

I thought I had it tough. All I wanted to do was have a summit on how we've always said Merry Christmas and why is it such a fucking big deal now? I'm not going to mention any other of the honorable guest's names to as not disclose my motive but when Santa pulled out, the deal was dead.