Tornado Alley (PROG)

[blackhawks]

Excellent narrative on your canceled meeting with Santa.

You could have allayed Santa's concerns about his elves by telling him that you have assurances from Mike Pants that the elves have been certified as 10th generation Irish-Americans.

I too mused about the tone deafness, that would have resulted in cries of appeasement and for impeachment were Obama to have proposed it.

But as long as we're fanaticizing.

Trump welcoming Taliban to WH before copter ride to Camp David:

Nice house, huh? On your target list on 9/11. Miss!! Big hole in PA.

We'll fly by the Pentagon, lucky shot, rebuilt quickly, very beautifully.

One more thing. The guy without the birth certificate? He's waiting for us at Camp David. He wants to remind you, in great detail, how he dispatched the very fine Navy SEALS to shoot the 9/11 perp, that you unwisely sheltered, right in his fucking face.