Hu me ?
Well since you asked.....NONE of the above. But pretty close.....I'm one of the guys on the BACK of the garbage
truck......you know jumps off, grabs the cans, pulls the handle, compressEZ the crap.......and then "taps" on the side of the truck so the driver can head off to the next home.
It's not a great job........but, providEZ some real great opportunitiEZ for "identity theft" ~~~~ which of course has many side benefits.
p.s. remember....always use a good quality shredder !! :-)