She is not my dog. It was funny as hell. Both the kid and I tried to get her to come back in the house. Finally my wife woke up and she was covered in mud when she let her in.
I did get the shampoo and towels and told the two of them to have fun.
This clean up in aisle 3 is getting old along with the drive by shootings since people are incapable of responding when someone refutes a post and expects an intelligent answer when none is given.
The same applies for the late night zombies who have trouble sleeping it off.