Important news for the board!!! There is a NEW TURKEY COMMERCIAL!!
It's extremely puzzling. I believe the rest of you will find it as difficult to interpret as I do. It involves the Turkey at home. At first, he's cold. Shivers. Puts on a sweater vest.
Then he hits the Chantix. Goes to a closet and examines a pair of flip-flops. Probably the former owner's, may he rest in peace. Then he turns to his cellphone, and examines photos of what appear to be tropical beaches...