Let's review the week's news:
1. New, dynamic CEO announced
2. New products launched
3. Yearly earnings guidance unchanged
4. Unknown parties made a significant off-market transaction, at a discount to Wednesday's market price. No dilution, though.
5. Company featured on the Today show broadcast to 100,000's of moms/grandmas/heads of household with money to spend
Yeah, everything is going horribly here. Abandon ship. /wanking motion