Replies to post #535 on Wayne Rumball's House of Nonsense

[Wayne R]

Strippers...
Yea I forgot, once I headed down to Niagara to see the strippers with the guys. My first time in a strip club. Didn't really do anything for me.

I got a job in Toronto, guy says to me, for lunch, go down the street to the strip club, all you can eat buffet and strippers.

Went once, the food wasn't all that good

When I was at college a neighbor asked if I could take her sister who was starting out to be a stripper, to the other end of Toronto from Hamilton, and I'd be paid. Sure, why not

It was a good hour drive from a to b.

As soon as we arrived I became royalty, I sat in strippers corner, talked to all the other strippers, didn't pay for any beer.

At the end of the night, the girl I had brought there told me she didn't need a ride home, she was leaving with someone.

From stripping to prositution in one night.

She gave me 20 bucks, I got free beer, and on top of it, I got to sit with the strippers.

[Wayne R]

My son asked me to help him do an oil change in his car. I said OK, no problem, we'll order an oil filter and it should be here in a few days;

Then it struck me, why does my son, who doesn't give a shit about maintaining his car suddenly wants to do an oil change.

So I asked him. He said the check engine light was on and he read on internet that it meant the oil needed to be changed.

I told him that check engine light can mean a lot of things, but it will never come on because you forgot to change the oil.

So, because you can find just about anything on the innernut, I found a way to read the fault codes for check engine. Strangely, there were no fault codes. So with innernut info I reset the fault codes.

We'll see in a few days if the check engine light comes back on, OR it could be because he has WAY too much oil in the crankcase. He swears he's never touched it (which i have no doubt is true given his level of interest in maintaining his car). Tommorow I drain some out. It's a blown head gasget waiting to happen

[Wayne R]

Message from another board I can't post on;

I am an IT professional who is hopeful that Data443 can solve a much needed problem that effects everyone.

What AFFECTS everyone is people that post grammatical errors all the time and suddenly that's how you write it.

In modern literature I stall my reading for minutes with a phase like this
"try and get a gun"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

it is "try to get a gun"