Wayne Rumball's House of Nonsense

[Wayne R]

Strippers...
Yea I forgot, once I headed down to Niagara to see the strippers with the guys. My first time in a strip club. Didn't really do anything for me.

I got a job in Toronto, guy says to me, for lunch, go down the street to the strip club, all you can eat buffet and strippers.

Went once, the food wasn't all that good

When I was at college a neighbor asked if I could take her sister who was starting out to be a stripper, to the other end of Toronto from Hamilton, and I'd be paid. Sure, why not

It was a good hour drive from a to b.

As soon as we arrived I became royalty, I sat in strippers corner, talked to all the other strippers, didn't pay for any beer.

At the end of the night, the girl I had brought there told me she didn't need a ride home, she was leaving with someone.

From stripping to prositution in one night.

She gave me 20 bucks, I got free beer, and on top of it, I got to sit with the strippers.