BTW LF you brought back some memories of my having to wear Tam O'Shanter headwear whilst attached to the COP [close observation and protection] team of the British army regiment of the Black watch serving in Northern Ireland in the late 1970's
Tough time for all parties back then. It's good that the 'troubles' are slowly fading into history, and a new and hopefully more tolerant generation has come along.
You've given me the perfect excuse to put up one of my favourite silly videos (not again! Ed).
Which is clearly on-topic given DI's Scottish heritage:-