Re: I also don't think they'll be able to get an Opteron system for 1K either
Go to NewEgg. Start with a tyan single CPU server board with integrated graphics. Add an Opteorn 140 or 240. You're at about $500. Use the other $500 for a case, memory, hard disk, etc. and crt. Load SuSE for AMD64 on it.
Voila! A $1,000 opteron system, complete with 64-bit OS, monitor, and a surprisingly large number of applications.