I came here to read some stuff
But all I found was lots of fluff
Folks getting kicks from giving guff
Humbug! I said, I've had enough
If I'd been taught to bill and coo
and saunter 'round real casual, too
I'd probably look a lot like you
I'd be cool, even when I had a few
Alas its just my eyes are green
jealous of what might have been
Since from the nipple I did wean
Responsibility has been my mien
And, NO, I won't pick up the soap
My Mommy didn't raise no dope
If that's the best that you can hope
You're sliding down a slippery slope
Fred