I came here to read some stuff But all I found was lots of fluff Folks getting kicks from giving guff Humbug! I said, I've had enough If I'd been taught to bill and coo and saunter 'round real casual, too I'd probably look a lot like you I'd be cool, even when I had a few Alas its just my eyes are green jealous of what might have been Since from the nipple I did wean Responsibility has been my mien And, NO, I won't pick up the soap My Mommy didn't raise no dope If that's the best that you can hope You're sliding down a slippery slope Fred