Scissor leg lock? Is that like a spread and straddle?
Is that an option?
How many off topic posts are allowed on this thread?
Wait, I can ax Bob a question.
OK.
Uh...Bob!
Uh...
What's the capital of Kentucky?
Nah...no good.
Wait.
OK.
Uh...Bob!
Why are you answering nimrod questions?
No. No, that's no good either.
Might cause trouble.
OK, I got it.
Uh...Bob!
Uh...did you know that the Aussie dollar tends to follow gold?
Yeah, that's good.
Perfect.