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Scissor leg lock? Is that like a spread and straddle?

Is that an option?

How many off topic posts are allowed on this thread?

Wait, I can ax Bob a question.

OK.

Uh...Bob!

Uh...

What's the capital of Kentucky?

Nah...no good.

Wait.

OK.

Uh...Bob!

Why are you answering nimrod questions?

No. No, that's no good either.

Might cause trouble.

OK, I got it.

Uh...Bob!

Uh...did you know that the Aussie dollar tends to follow gold?

Yeah, that's good.

Perfect.