Thanks for putting the time and energy into a nice well organized post. Indeed there is a good message, that is to be conservative and be careful. This is still a penny stock at the moment, after all.
But I must disagree on the your overall assessment of the news. I think this was spectacular news for some of the reasons stockonomy just cited.
This PR says to the world that I am 100% confident that this company is going to uplist. To uplist means we will have a pps of .10. The PR says we are hiring and growing and we will have a solid balance sheet. All in all, this is actually a diamond in the rough penny stock.
Also, the Yelp does not mean anything. There are only two reviews. Who reviews an accountant on yelp? A few wackos had some really aberrant bad experiences. I would not rely on that at all.