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[Susie924]

Colt, I just got this in an e-mail! It's an oldie but a goodie!

How to Impress a Woman

Wine her
Dine her
Call her
Hug her
Support her
Hold her
Surprise her
Compliment her
Smile at her
Listen to her
Cry with her
Laugh with her
Romance her
Encourage her
Believe in her
Pray with her
Pray for her
Cuddle with her
Shop with her
Give her jewelry
Buy her flowers
Hold her hand
Write love letters to her
Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her

How to impress a man

Show up naked
Bring food
Don't block the TV