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The REAL Creation Story:
>> >
>> > In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and
>> > populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and
> yellow
>> > and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and
>> > healthy lives.
>> >
>> > Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice
>> > Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with
>> > that?"
>> >
>> > And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it,
>> > add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.
>> >
>> >
>> > And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the
>> > figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from
> the
>> > wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from
> size 6
>> > to size 14.
>> >
>> > So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented
>> > Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the
>> > side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
>> >
>> >
>> > God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive
>> > oil in which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and
>> > chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained
>> > mor
> e
>> > weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.
>> >
>> > God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food
>> > Cake," and said, "It is good." Satan then created
>> > <http://www.qklinkserver.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=69&k=chocolate%20cake&st=1>
>> > chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food."
>> >
>> > God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose
>> > those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so
>> > Man
> would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed
> and
> cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.
>> >
>> > Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming
>> > with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced
>> > the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained
>> > pounds.
>> >
>> > God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and
> still
>> > satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent
> double cheeseburger. Then said, "You want fries with that?" And Man
> replied,
> "Yes! And super size them!" And Satan said, "It is good." And Man went
> into cardiac arrest.
>> >
>> > God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
>> >
>> > Then Satan created HMOs.
>> >
>> > Thought for the day .....
>> > There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today
>> > than
> on
>> > Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large
>> > elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely
>> > no
>> > recollection of what to do with them.
>> >
>> > If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be
>> > five
> fewer people laughing in the world.