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Top 9 cartoon characters suspected of drug abuse.

1. GARGAMEL (From the Smurfs)
Most likely LSD.Spends his life in pursuit of little
blue guys in sissy white outfits and mentally abusing
his cat. What does he plan to do with the blue dwarfs
when he catches them anyway?

2. OLIVE OYL
Probably Dexatrim abuse,maybe some amphetamines. Who is
that skinny?? She might even be anorexic,she is always
giving her burger to her friend.One side question...what
the hell are Popeye and Brutus thinking? What is it...her
personality? NOT!

3. SNAGGLEPUSS
Can't explain it. Maybe it's the name,or the look, but he
is suspicious.

4. HE-MAN
This is an easy one. I mean c'mon. Roid monkey #1."BY
THE POWER OF ANABOL!!!" Makes me want to root for
Skeletor. Alone in his castle, hitting the weights. And
on top of that he even injects the shit in his pet tiger.
Can we say "animal abuse?

5. YOGI AND BOO-BOO
We all know what is really in those picnic baskets. They
go back to the cave and trip. Another side? Are they gay?
I mean,take a look a Boo-Boo. Not that there's anything
wrong with that..........

6. DROOPY
The number one downer abuser in toon land.Can't someone
slip him an upper every year or two. The only time I ever
saw him happy is when he sees the picture of babe. Sort
of makes you wonder.

7. DOPEY DWARF
He openly admits it. The other dwarfs deny involvement
but they are under investigation. Allegations are that
Doc is writing some extra scripts for Sneezy and all
the guys partaking are afloat.

8. DAFFY DUCK
If he isn't using crack,Merion Berry is clean. He is so
wired he bounces around on his head without pain. Blows
his beak off all the time. Some symptoms might be from
"daffiness" but Haldol wouldn't work for him.

9. SHAGGY
By far the #1 suspect. His clothes,his hair, his bad
goatee,the boy converses with dogs. But all of this is
nothing until you go to the Munchie Factor. Anybody who
averages 9.3 dog treats consumed per episode does pot....
no if, ands or buts about it. And look at the way him
and his friends painted that van! Pretty rad design
dude.