Wasn't that hysterical when he screamed, "We are no drinking MERLOT!!!!" Loved that movie.
I would be curious if anyone here knows of a good Chardonnay. I feel much the same way about Chardonnay as Lugan posted about Merlot. Tends to taste flat and uninteresting. Just cold wet oaky liquid with alcohol, but I haven't had much exposure except to table varieties or maybe a little better, if price be the guide.