My cousins keep snooping around my PC so I got an awesome new elecTornics device today.
It's an internet encryption kit that's won 2 awards so far. You'll NEVER crack it even in 1,000,000,000 years! I feel they deserve another 2 awards: one with a spelling error and the second that has it corrected.
Hmm, wait the fine print says "crackable in 12 years".