Well I translate it into Redneck so I can understand it and this is what i got:
He likes ceasar salad with them little cratons. Theres always more cratons than you see exposed, sometimes under the lettuce.
Hes got a nice piece of wood, even though its not petrified. He got it from a canadian fella, maybe from Steve Herrero or Michelle Garneau, but either way they had a good chat and he showed of more of his rock collection.
The rocks were easy to collect cuz somebody already picked em over in the olden days.
He called Stewart Blusson, who although contrary to his name recommended looking for red and green rocks. He did.
Also, The Beers at snapper lake are underwater. Thats how we keep them cold in canada when we got no ice. Somebodys going to have to spend a lot of money there. I presume to buy more of The Beers.
There are no good stocks, only good trades.
