twerp According to the late Kurt Vonnegut, a twerp is someone who shoves false teeth up his rear end and bites the buttons off of the back seats of taxi cabs. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=twerp (and see http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=80362875 and preceding) -- twirp One who farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=twirp -- Giant eyeball washes up on Pompano Beach www.trbimg.com/img-5076fd5e/turbine/fl-mystery-eyeball-20121011-001/600 http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/blogs/green-south-florida/fl-mystery-eyeball-20121011,0,5323388.story -- much better tonight