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The Man Who Taught His Ass to Talk

Uploaded by amiayo on Feb 16, 2008

My first attempt at animation.

A short claymation video by Amia Yokoyama, based on the following monologue from the book Naked Lunch, written by William S Burroughs.

"Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his ass to talk? His whole abdomen would move up and down, you dig... farting out the words. It was unlike anything I had ever heard. This ass talk had sort of a gut frequency. It hit you right down there like you gotta go. You know when the old colon gives you the elbow and it feels sorta cold inside, and you know all you have to do is turn loose? Well this talking hit you right down there, a bubbly, thick stagnant sound, a sound you could smell. This man worked for a carnival you dig, and to start with it was like a novelty ventri-liquist act. Real funny, too, at first. He had a number he called "The Better Ole" that was a scream, I tell you. I forget most of it but it was clever. Like, "Oh I say, are you still down there, old thing?" "Nah I had to go relieve myself."

After a while the ass start talking on its own. He would go in without anything prepared and his ass would ad-lib and toss the gags back at him every time. Then it developed sort of teeth-like little raspy in-curving hooks and start eating. He thought this was cute at first and built an act around it, but the asshole would eat its way through his pants and start talking on the street, shouting out it wanted equal rights. It would get drunk, too, and have crying jags nobody loved it and it wanted to be kissed same as any other mouth.

Finally it talked all the time day and night, you could hear him for blocks screaming at it to shut up, and beating it with his fist, and sticking candles up it, but nothing did any good and the asshole said to him "Its you who will shut up in the end. Not me. Because we don't need you around here any more. I can talk and eat AND shit."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyfIrhSfFsM