Tornado Alley (PROG)

[teapeebubbles]

A lady is sitting at home when the phone rings. "Hello" she says. "Hello" says SPARK, the male voice at the other end. "I'll bet you'd really like it if I came round, ripped off your skirt and blouse and bra and panties, then threw you to the floor and made hot, sweaty love to you...."

Before hanging up on the caller the lady replies, "Hummm, from 'hello' you can tell all this?"