That's easy...they keep it next to the tripod with the engine block hanging from it beside the porch addition to their double-wide...just so they have the option to chain up the tires when they borrow uncle Zeke's truck and take it to town through Gulch Mountain Pass.
But that's assuming they know how to find an options chain...
"Consider for a moment how stupid the average person is...then remember that half the population is even stupider." - George Carlin